怎么提升你的阅读水(bi)平(ge)
众所周知,一个人在写一篇伪科普日志的时候大多是因为其长期以来的情感倾诉得不到释放,比如看了半个月的《GRE&GMAT阅读难句教程》(杨鹏),所以……
(谁听你这些已经开始有点无聊的吐槽,啊喂!)
好吧,我只是想说明读书百遍,不会作诗也会吟的古老的朴素的道理……
(这前后半句话严重不搭好吧!而且这哪里朴素和古老了!)
嗯,写一些很莫名其妙但看起来很厉害的科普小短文其实不是一件很困难的事情,比如下面的这一坨话:
(请注意,该段文字描述的并非事实!)
乱七八糟的拼凑句
Only if when we determine to make an effort to insert into the ROM named 'Android L' google issued last month the bootloader of the comparatively older ROM (by doing so can make the different kind of these ROMs of any other android devices be shaped, as it were, to update themselves) released last year(the Android 4.4.4), then we realized that to make them compatible and stable used after inserted is not much easier than to pave a pathway , 2-meter wide and 2-km long, pass through the bog where there is absolutely a virgin soil.
难句类型
复杂修饰+插入语+倒装+省略+专有名词 难度:5++
(这个分类也不知道准确不准确,模仿该书编的……)
标志
Only if when we <u>
determine to make an effort to insert into the ROM </u>
(named 'Android L' google issued last month) the bootloader [of the comparatively older ROM (by doing so can make the different kind of ROMs of any other android devices be shaped, as it were, to update themselves) released last year (the Android 4.4.4)], <u>
then we realized that to make <span style="color:red;">
them be (compatible and stable) used (after the bootloader is inserted) is not much easier</u>
than to pave a pathway , [( 2-meter wide and 2-km long), pass through the bog where there is absolutely a virgin soil. ]
译文
只有当我们 <u>
下定决心致力于把[相对较旧的发布于去年的ROM </u>
(安卓4.4.4)的]bootloader插入到[谷歌上个月发布的名为“Android L”的ROM中去(这样可以改造任何安卓设备的ROM,也就是说,使其升级)],才会发现使得那些设备(在bootloader 插入后)能兼容地稳定地被使用,并不比[(在一个绝对是一个罕为人知的沼泽地里)铺设一条(长2公里宽2米)的道路]<u>
容易</u>
。
吐槽
嘿嘿,看到这么多“高新”、的“前沿”的专有名词是不是很惊讶呀!尤其是看到了什么乱七八糟的insert into……感觉很莫名其妙呀?其实这里用了一个倒装:<span style="color:red;">
insert into A B=insert B into A (不要看反了!),就是把<span style="color:red;">
B插入到A里面去。其实看不懂的主要难度原因是即使看懂了这句话是一句倒装,但是由于插入语和修饰词过长,导致看不明白是把什么东西插入到什么里面去,当我们读到了them的时候已经忘记其实它指的是前面的android devices了,然后看到after inserted就完全崩溃了,已经完全搞不懂是什么东西被插入了。后面的半句其实是类比句,突出前半句不仅要完成inserted而且还要使其compatible和stable的艰巨所在,但是因为其插入语和修饰语也非常多,使得该句话的句意十分艰涩难懂。
PS:感觉绞尽脑汁想出一句
<span style="color:purple;">
匪夷所思的话并且分析其<span style="color:purple;">
为什么匪夷所思这样的动作好<span style="color:purple;">
匪夷所思啊!!!!